Happy B-Day!

Happy Birthday a day late to my wonderful blog!
Also Merry Christmas to you all!

:D

Today is my birthday! Happy happy happy!

Math

This is how all word problems look to me:
If I have 10 pancakes and you have 11 ice cubes, then how many apples fit on a roof?
Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hair!

I dyed part of my hair purple!

Bleh

Hey people, sorry I haven't posted.  Been very busy with school.  *sigh* We weighed my backpack once and it weighed 22 pounds.  That's more than 20 percent of my body weight and it's not supposed to be more than 10 percent.  And I have to walk a half a mile to my house with that.  *shudder*

:)

Has anyone else noticed that if you say, "But moooom, so-and-so did this! Why can't I???"  your mom is more likely to say no?

School

Hello everyone! Sorry I haven't posted.  I am soo excited for school! I got Mrs. Shannon!
Didn't get to watch Blair Witch Project.  Cause it was rated R.  So I am sad.
Random Facts that I found:
The person that played Moaning Myrtle in the Harry Potter movies? She was 37 when The Chamber Of Secrets was filmed.  Google it if you don't believe me.
Most of the laugh tracks you hear on TV were recorded in the 1950s.  So most of the people you hear laughing are now dead.
If all the people in China stood on chairs and jumped off at exactly the same time they would knock the earth out of orbit.

:)

Helping my dad with computer stuff makes me feel so smart.  ;D
My ear doesn't hurt as much but I can't hear out of it.
Watching Blair Witch Project tomorrow, if I don't ever post again, you'll know what happened to me

Ear

Right now I have an ear infection so my life is kinda horrible.  This is what it's like to be in my head uf I have not taken pain medicine in the last 2 hours: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Hello

Hello everyone!
I had my synchronized swimming show on Sunday night.  Thanks to everyone who came to see it! I'll post pictures, etc. later.
Today is JK Rowling's b-day! She's 47.

Tree

OMG! Something really weird happened today.  So I was having my piano lesson and all of a sudden we heard this really weird noise.  It turns out that this huge tree limb fell into our yard from the neighbor's yards.  I have a few pictures.

Sorry!

Hey peoples! Sorry I haven't posted.  Been crazy busy.  Anyway here are some funny/awesome pictures I found on my computer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey!

Hello everyone.  Right now I'm in Canada! So, in just over twenty-four hours in Canada, here is what I've seen:

People

About a billion Muslims.  All the Muslim ladies have to cover their heads, and most of them wear saris like Mrs. Gowdamarajan (spelling!?). 

These ladies that covered everything but their eyes.  They were dressed in all black, so that must've been REALLY hot, cause it's not real cool here.  I think they were Muslim.

This one guy who had on black pants, a black trenchcoat, and black sunglasses.  Actually, he looked a bit like John Lennon, and we saw him twice.  O_o

A server at T.G.I. Fridays who sounded just like Griffin from Men In Black Three.

A few Amish families.

The usual assortment of fat people, Americans, tourists, and fat American tourists.

Canadians.*

Places

Niagara Falls.  Really cool.  I heard somewhere-I think it was Griffin that told me, actually- that half the water that goes over the falls doesn't make it to the bottom.  That is REALLY true.  You can see the mist from miles away.  But it's just like, you're walking along, and the weather's terrific, and HOLY CURSE WORDS THAT'S A FREAKIN' HUGE WATERFALL OH CRUD OH CRUD OH CRUD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!

Tourist Traps

There were a lot of these.  Only gonna mention the important ones. 

Around 5 "haunted horror houses" all claiming to be "The scariest in Niagara Falls!"

3 wax museums.  We went in one of them, it was really scary, but really cool.  I'll post pictures later.

A butterfly conservatory.  We went there, and it's really part of a 36-student college!! There was a park around it.  IT WAS SOO COOL!

A bird aviary.  We went there too.  Has anyone been to the zoo when they have the lorikeet feedings? They let you in a big cage and they give you a little cup of this nectar stuff that I guess the birds love, and the birds'll swoop down and land on your arm, or head, or shoulder, and drink the nectar.  Well, this whole place was like that, but without the nectar or the birds swooping down on your arm.  Really cool. I'll post more on that later.  

*Canadians talk like Kansans, but they say, "Eh" more.  

Whew my fingers are tired.  :)

Natalie Nitsch

Hey!

Here are the pictures I should've posted yesterday.

Me in front of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  They had a bunch of the big guitars out in front.

My dad and I on the deck part outside where you could eat.  We ate lunch there.
That's Lake Erie below us!

Me on the deck part outside where you could eat lunch.

Sorry for not very many pictures, they didn't allow photography inside.

Hey!

Hey peoples!
How are ya?
Anyway.  Right now I am lying in a dorm room, in a town house, in Erie, Pennsylvania.  My dad had some work thing and you could stay in a townhouse for free. So yeah.  Today we went to the rock and roll hall of fame!!! It rocked.  It had a Beatles exhibit!! Needless to say, I spent most of my time there.  At the gift shop, I got like 5 postcards with The Beatles on them, a rock and roll hall of fame t-shirt, and a Beatles poster.  I would post a picture too, but we are having technical difficulties.
How's the weather there?  In Kansas I mean.  Is it still hot? Has it rained at all?
In other news: This came out awhile ago, but Adele is pregnant!!!
A certain someone STILL hasn't emailed me back, and I have formulated a new theory as to why they haven't:  This person's (Bob from now on) Bob's parents are kinda strict, I think, and maybe they aren't letting Bob email me back.  So I emailed Bob and told Bob my address, and said that Bob could write me a letter.
Nat

Swearing, Pt. 2

Yo peoples! Sorry I haven't posted! I was at camp, and then yesterday was the 4th of July.  Happy 4th people!
The "Big" question: Why do some people use one word to swear if they stub their toe, and some people use the same word if, like, their car flips over?
Think about it.  Some people are like, "Holy (insert curse word here), that was such an awesome movie!"  And other people are like, "Holy (insert same curse word here),  you're moving to FRANCE?!?!?!?!"
In other news: I have a black eye.  My friend's dog bit my face, and his face hit my eye.  I'm OKAY, though.
And you don't really notice it.
A certain someone STILL hasn't emailed me.  If you're reading this, you know who you are.
I'm going to Pennsylvania tomorrow!    

Swearing, Pt. 1

So. Swearing.  It's weird.
I'm going to do a few posts about swearing, but not actually say any swear words, cause, ya know.
So. Part one.
The Big Idea/Question: Why are the words that are swear words swear words?
I mean, think about it.  Why not sandwich?  Why isn't sandwich a bad word?
For that matter, why are any words what they are? I know they have Greek and Latin roots and all, but how did they decide which words were which way back like 3,000 years ago?
Hm....

Lonesome George :(

I meant to post this yesterday.  Sorry!

Lonesome George, the last one of his species of turtle, died.  :'(  Poor George.

Let us have a moment of silence for him.














In other news:
Kim Kardashian's birthday is today.  Anyone else's birthday on the 28th?

Today, the 29th, I went to see MIB3!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!
There was this dude named Griffin, and he was like this fortune teller dude.  Google "griffin from men in black 3"

!!!

Hey people! I found this really cool thing, it's called the Konami code.  It's like a cheat code.  If you type it into some websites, cool things happen, here it is-> (using the arrow keys) up up down down left right left right (using letter keys) b a
That's it.  Here is a link to a list of websites that react to it.
You need to type in the Komani code to get to it.
http://konamicodesites.com/

Hey!

So hello everyone.  Sorry I haven't posted.
Anyway.
I am taking a babysitting class.  Yesterday we learned CPR, the Heimlich, and I don't know what they're called, but the shock pads that you put on someone's chest if their heart stops.
So now, I can perform CPR with compressions on everyone ages birth to, like, elderly, with and without masks, (if you don't want to put your mouth on someone's mouth) I can do the Heimlich Maneuver on regular sized people and, ahem, LARGE people, and I know what do do if you're using the shock pad thingies and the person you're using them on has a hairy chest.

EEEK!

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No Laughing Matter

They say laughter is the best medicine, but apparently, too much of it can kill you. Alex Mitchell of England learned this the hard way after laughing nonstop for 25 minutes during a comedy show called “The Goodies.” He died of heart failure from the lack of oxygen.
I don't want this to happen to me...

:(

I might be moving...:(  Not far away or everything, just to another house.  But I HATE IT.  It is a HORRID house. And I hate it.

Hey!

Hi everyone! I guess I'm the only one left with a blog...Nyleve deleted hers accidentally, and Elizabeth P, I dunno what happened to yours, if I try to go on it it's like, "Blog not available." Anyway I found this really awesome website! The link below is to an article that is AWESOME!!!!! And Nyleve it has your zombie video on it!!  http://list25.com/link25-009-the-lazy-walrus-edition/

An Excerpt from The Natalie Dictionary

The following is an excerpt from The Natalie Dictionary.

re-mix (verb, ree-mix, noun, ree-mix)
What happens when a lazy, uncreative person who wants to make money fast takes a perfectly good song and puts it in a blender with rat poop, battery acid, and squid guts and hits the "chop" button.
Sentence: Larry and Ann hurt the person who remixed their favorite song.

WE WON!!!

Hey Everyone! Sorry I haven't posted in like ages.  Anyway, Victoria and I won the dessert contest! (If you have no idea what I'm talking about see below) It was a $50 gift card, but we split it!

this is Victoria!!!!!!!!!!

I did not want Natalie to say that we are making a dessert!!!!!!!!! P.S. Love your blog Nat!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!

Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't posted in ages, I've been neglecting my poor little blog. :(  Anyway, I can't believe it's summer!! I am at my neighbor Victoria's house and she wants me to say that we are making  a dessert for the Prairie Village picnic, and we are going to win!!!  I will probs post more often now that it's summer, and GABI GET WELL SOON!!! 
De Mochi! ^-^ Nat

Yo!

hey peeps, sorry I haven't posted in like ages.  Here are some good comebacks to, "What's up?"  The "Foreigner" response: Ah....the sky?
The "Nerd" response- Up as in the Z axis? Or up as in status and position in the space-time continuum?
 The "Alien" response:  Oh! It is addressing us in the vernacular! Does it not realize our sociological superiority? The "Natalie" response: The ground. I have orientation problems.
Enjoy! P.S. Gabi get well soon!

Hello!

Well hello everyone! I am at the library on Friday after school.  Everything is fine, sorry I'll mention the people next time.  Gabi, okay okay you can have Percy but I call the centaur guy.  Haha just joking.  Gabi also I think I just saw my KFTBC. Bye everyone!

Hi!

Bleh, sorry I haven't posted in like ages.  I'll mention the funny words next time.  Anyway.  Here is one  of my quotes- "Violence is always the answer when boys are the question."  Anyway, good luck to all you Belinder people for Heroes!  Goodbye- De Mochi- ^_^

Sorry!

sorry i haven't posted in like ages.  i've just forgotten about it.  Hello to all of my new readers (if there are any of you...^_^)  Anyway.
Make up a nonsense word and post it in the comments.  I'll check every single answer, if it's truly a nonsense word (a.k.a. no results on google) I will mention your screen name on my blog.  Also, the word must be pronounceable and you must include the definition.  Thx! ^_^ De mochi!
Nat
Oh, crud, sorry I put comics I meant comics. COMMENT, PEOPLE, COMMENT!!

Ugh

Well, hello everyone!! I am sorry I haven't posted in like ages.  My Google account messed up and it kept saying that my password was incorrect.
But it's not now.
Who is this poem by?
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears...you know the rest.
Extra Credit: What's is called?
Hint: It's not what you would think...

Correct!!

Hey everyone sorry I haven't posted in like forever!!!!!! Anyway, yes Gabi you were correct.. it was named Germany!!!! I had a great time in California.  I am going to be an aunt!

Another random fact

True or False: Hitler's personal train was named Germany.  Hey Katie, if you're reading this thanks, for reading this!! Here is my other blog address.      http://stupidpranks.blogspot.com/

OMG!

so sorry i haven't posted.

Hey!

This is a link to my new blog.  Please read!            http://stupidpranks.blogspot.com/

MUPPETS!!

MAMA?
I freakin' love the Muppets!! Click on moi

JEEZ

I don't think any police officers read my blog.  But okay, okay, I was joking.

BLAH BLAH

Floyd can kill you.. maybe I wasn't talking about the one on the Wii.

One more chance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQnwnAVLeQ
ONE MORE CHANCE

Nyan Cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
I will put the 100-hour version next if no one guesses on the lolcats thing! And you WILL watch it.  Or I will poke you with da knittin' needle.  And then Floyd will come kill you.

Sorry!

I am so sorry. I just realized that when you guess the number on the guess the number thingy, it takes you to some romanian page.  SORRY! And I am still waiting for an answer on the lolcats thing.  This time I won't make you get it right, just any guess will do.

Blog Update

As you have probably noticed I have moved my blog around a little.  There is now a "Guess the number" game, and a picture that changes every day of a really cute puppy!!

Jeopardy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2mqqCMu-LM

Hello!

Hello everyone!! How are you! I am going to end every sentence with an exclamation mark! This will make me sound super-excited! I will give you a hint on the lolcats thing.  It started in the 1870's.  I know, right?

yes gabi

Yeah Gabi, you were right.  I can't believe it!

This is my favorite lolcat.  Grammar freak, remember? 

Who created Lolcats and when?

I LOVE lolcats!

waiting still

alsdjdf;alskjdf;aslkdjf;aslkdjfa;sdlkjfas;dlkfjas;ldkfja;slkdkjfsa;kldjfasdfkjas;lkfd

dds;dlkf

Okay just to prove that no one is reading this... I have a crush on......ERRORERROR

Waiting..

well, no answers yet.  By the way, on the fact thingy, you are not allowed to google them.  So not fair.

Correct!!

Yes Gabi you were right!! It is c.  I can't believe it!!!
True or False:   Humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones, the giraffe's neck bones are just longer.
Again please guess in the comments!!!
And again I won't post the answer until I get a correct guess.

Thank you Madeline!

thanks for guessing, but you were wrong!! try again.

deal?

Okay, I will not post until someone guesses on the can opener thingy.  Deal?

Hmmm

Well, if you are reading this, please email me to receive your $1,000,000!

Waiting..

Okay, if you are reading this, I thank you profoundly.  Please email me to get your free convertible.

Hmm...

Still wondering why Domar wanted to look at my blog.
Okay, since no one guessed on the question on the last post I will not answer it yet.  And I won't until someone guesses.

Gack

Okay, I'm sorry, I just had to post about this.  I just looked at my stats for my blog and I have had like over 200 views since I started.  But then I realized like over half of them are from this place called Domar, and I just Googled it, and I kid you not, this is what the website said. "Here at Domar, we focus on eating disorders, cancer, and the reduction of symptoms." Aaaand why were you looking at my blog again?

Ha ha

Zebras are black with white stripes.  No one got that.  No one even guessed.  Tsk, tsk.
How many years was the can opener invented after canned food was invented?
A)10 years
B) 23 years
C)48 years
D)None.  The can opener was invented before canned food. 

P.S. Do you like my new font?

SORRY!

OMG I am so sorry I haven't posted for so long.  Yes, Gabi, you were right.  John Lennon's first girlfriend's name was Thelma Pickles.  Ha ha.  
Weird Fact: Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?  Again, you can guess in the comments and see next post for answer.

Blah

...Thelma Pickles! ha ha.  Don't know if that's true or not.  Got it off of some weird facts website.  Anyway, 
I am not having a very good day.  My mom is yelling at me to get off the computer.  Gotta go!

whatevah

Hello, my faithful readers.  I am typing this because I want to.  

An interesting fact: John Lennon's first girlfriend's name was...

See tomorrow's post for answer! You can guess in the comments. 

Homework

Today we had polygons for math homework.  Ugh.  Wish they were Polygone.

rAnDom

Hi. Zoie, if you are reading this, can you tell Leila that someone named Nash from Hot Chelle Rae (spelling?)
turned like 27 yesterday.  we had to use a PROTRACTOR for our homework tonight.  I'm in 5TH GRADE, people.

Well, hello again.

hello again, my faithful reader(s). It is 7:31 am.  I am typing this before school.  I wake up at 5:30 every morning, so I have a lot of extra time.  Does anyone else reading this LOOVE Wendy Mass's books? if so, put your name in the comments and I will mention you in my next blog. by your screen name.

post quickly...

okay, sorry if there are typos in this, i am supposed to be entering my itunes gift card,  ha ha on the ms giwa comment, really busy BYE!